What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Sure no problem officer.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

The sun's poles have flipped. A spacecraft is watching what happens next. - Mashable

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

What are some creepy bestiality-promoting questions obviously asked for sexual gratification?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

After a few moments he returns.

What is your review of "Regent", episode 5 of Season 2 House of the Dragon?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Yes sir it is.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

What has been your best sexual experience?

HELLO

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Do countries with free health care generally have co-pays or deductibles to discourage use?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

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